Title: Wir waren sinnlos betrunken
Author: chibi_waru_chan/chibi_waru
Props to: My Mon-chan for helping me so much with the lemon!
Chapter: One/One
Fandom: Dir en grey
Pairings: KaoruxKyo
Genre: Romance, humor, fluff, one-shot
Warnings: A weird approach to a sex scene! >D
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer:I don't own Dir en grey, blah blah blah, we all know this by now, right?
Summary: Sequel to 酔っ払った. After getting drunk one night Kaoru finds himself in a compromising position with Kyo and find out his dream might actually come true! But can he succeed without screwing up once again?
Notes: Nearly 4,500 words, that's the most I've ever written and a lemon, I'm so proud of myself! >D

Wir waren sinnlos betrunken

Oh, so you’re back? You wanted to hear more, right? I don’t blame you, who wouldn’t?! Well first of all, let me take this time to explain a few things.

My name, as you probably already know, is Kaoru Niikura. I’m the stunning and dashing lead guitarist of the best band in the world, Dir en grey! Can you tell I’ve gotten over my nasty hang over by now?

Anyway, where was I? Right, after a night of crazy partying I ended up naked in bed with Kyo. How? I still haven’t exactly figured that out yet, but we may end up going into that later on.

By the time he woke up he was still dead drunk and we had a nice little make out session on his couch, until Die woke up to puke all over his and Toshiya’s kitchen floor that is… That’s when Kyo pulled away from me and shouted “What the fuck Die?!”

“Shut up, shut up, shut up!” Die shouted back, threatening Kyo with a little projectile vomiting, though I wasn’t exactly paying attention, too deep into feeling the pleasant tingling that was left on my lips when Kyo pulled away. I wanted more and I was so much more confident that I could get more now.

“If you can’t reach the toilet at least throw up out the window!” Kyo pulled away from me to stagger over to Die, forcing him to the window just in time for Die to barf all over the front lawn of the building. “You almost got the neighbor’s cat, Die, try again!” Kyo yelled enthusiastically, forcing Die’s head out further. I shook my head in amusement, watching a little longer before I decided it was probably time to get Die and Shinya home before the poor old lady downstairs called the cops… again.

“Kyo,” I called over to them, “Let go of Die before he pukes on you too.”

He let go, mumbling something about ruining all of his fun as Die nearly fell out the window, just barely grabbing onto the windowsill in time.

When Die was able to regain most of his composure, we said our farewells and dragged Shinya home by taxi. I made sure that my home would be the last stop so I could make sure that they both got in their houses safely. After all, I am leader-sama, I can’t have bad things happen to my band mates, even if they were stupid sons of bitches that I wanted to kill at times… What? You would too, they’re like fucking five-year-olds sometimes.

Once I was back in my own house I went back to my daily life. I sat around and watched TV, I cooked some instant food for myself, I avoided cleaning and doing the dishes. Yeah, the regular guy stuff.

Although it was getting a little old. Not that I’m saying I want to be a girl or anything, I’m just a little lonely is all. Sometimes I was a little jealous of Kyo and Toshiya for always having each other’s company. Well mostly Toshiya for getting to live with the object of my affection. Not that I blame him, I would fight me to stay with Kyo if I had to! Maybe that’s going a little overboard though, Toshiya wouldn’t fight for anything, he might break a nail. Though I think that would be more of a tragedy to his fan girls than to him. I was jealous for that too, I wish my fan girls paid that close attention to me.

“No!” He always said, “Don’t say that, you don’t see how many stalkers follow me home!”

Don’t lie, Totchi, we all know you like it!

I’ve gotten off track again, the point is I was terribly lonely living by myself for so long. All day long I couldn’t stop myself from imagining what it would be like if I were to move in with Kyo. How amazing it would be to be able to wake up next to him every morning, possibly after a long night of having hot, raunchy sex. Maybe if I actually got my guts up to ask Kyo to be my boyfriend the next day that could actually happen! I’d just have to keep my spirits high!

So the next morning I made sure my head was held high at the studio while I waited for Kyo to arrive for practice. Shockingly everyone showed up on time, aside from Kyo who was half an hour late like always, so we wont count that as being late.

As soon as we were all settled down Kyo decided to speak up first. “Who’s bright idea was it to make me drink?” He said, slightly peevishly.

Nobody answered, afraid to be singled out by the small blonde, we all knew too well how angry he could get sometimes. That was my adorable, little warumono after all!

“You know, I don’t find it very funny when I feel like I’ll be in bed dying all day!” He continued, looking pointedly in Toshiya’s direction. Toshiya only grinned back at him, innocently. “Don’t give me that look, Totchi!”

“Guys, guys, no fighting!” Die stepped in. “You sure are more scrappy than usual today, Kyo!”

“Fuck you.”

“Looks like somebody’s a little grumpy today…”

“I’ll eat you.”

Die eeped and hid behind the drum set along with Shinya.

“Guys, guys, we need to get started!” I said as I pulled Die out from behind our poor drummer’s usual hiding place. “The sooner we start, the sooner we can take a break.”

Toshiya looked at me in shock. “Holy shit, we get a break today?!” he said.

“Shut up.” I replied simply, forcing Die to take his place.

We practiced for a few hours, on and off without Kyo. He said he wasn’t feeling too good, but he seemed just fine to me at the time that he was practicing. Every time he excused himself we assumed that he was going to the bathroom because he felt nauseous, but when I announced that it was time for a smoke break I found him at the side of the studio outside, leaning against the wall cutely, with his hands in his pockets and a concerned look on his face.

I went over and put my hand on his shoulder, he jumped a little, obviously not really expecting someone to come up and pop his personal bubble of silence. He looked up at me, once he realized who it was I wasn’t sure whether he was relieved or even more shocked by the strange look he gave me. He quickly covered it up, saying “Oh, hey Kaoru, what do you want?” If it had been anybody else I probably would have taken offence, but this was Kyo’s usual greeting to everybody.

I leaned next to him, light up one of my favorite cancer sticks. “What are you doing in an alley?” I took a drag and handed it off to Kyo. We often shared cigarettes, it always made me think that we were inadvertently kissing, to my creepy delight.

After inhaling, he handed it back. “I could ask you the same thing.”

I was mesmerized by the smoke that blew out from Kyo’s lips as it twisted and distorted until it was completely gone. As simple as things like that were, they always seemed perfect if they came from him. He could draw a picture of his mommy and daddy ‘wrestling’ on the carpet and I would think it was a masterpiece.

“About yesterday and the night before…” I started, but I was a little afraid to finish what I wanted to say. It already seemed awkward enough.

“What about it?”

We kept our eyes off of each other, looking intently to the ground in front of us. “I think maybe we should talk about it and figure a few things out.”

“To tell you the truth, I don’t really know what you’re talking about.”

Crash! The sound of my heart hitting the ground! “You don’t…?” He had to be lying, right? His memory seemed perfectly fine yesterday… when he was drunk…

“Not really.”

God, I felt so stupid. Of course he wouldn’t remember, I don’t know why I even bothered getting my hopes up. It’s not as if he wouldn’t deny it even if he did remember. Stupid, stupid Kaoru.

“Maybe we should get back inside.” He could probably sense how nervous I had become. God, I wanted to agree, go inside, and pretend like none of it had happened so badly, but I wanted to get everything over with even more. Or at least everything in me but my head wanted to get it over with.

“We still need to talk about some things.”

He sighed, I could tell that definitely wasn’t what he wanted to hear. I saw him finally turn towards me out of the corner of my eye, so I sheepishly looked down at him, though the coiling nervousness in my stomach was strongly disagreeing with me. But once I saw the look on his face I swear that coil must have burst. He was smiling up at me as if I must have said something incredibly stupid, which I don’t doubt it did. It was that look that he always gave me when I tried to make a joke that nobody else seemed to find funny. Kyo always got me, even if he was just pretending for my sake sometimes.

Stupid, stupid Kyo. Stupid, sexy, cute, sweet, little, my Kyo.

“You never give up, do you?”

“Of course now, look at who you’re talking to!” I flicked my cigarette to the ground, stomping it out as I spoke. “Can we go somewhere after practice to talk?”

“Oh I suppose so.” He said, sighing again to add emphasis that he was doing a favor to me. “Now come on, wifey. Everyone’s probably wondering where you’ve run off to and they don’t need to see you frolicking about in a dark, scary alleyway with me.”

I couldn’t help but laugh, linking one arm with his as I lead him back into the studio, mumbling. ‘Yes hubby’ under my breath.

Practice went alright, aside from the normal drama of Shinya trying to shove his drumsticks down Die’s throat after Die went too far in assuming things I would really rather not know of.

I had agreed to pick Kyo up around six-o-clock, and I made sure to be an extra fifteen minutes late since I knew that Kyo had a hard time being ready for anything on time. Not that I’m saying it’s a bad thing, if he ever heard me say that I wouldn’t hear the end of it for months.

I was so nervous when I pulled up in front of his house, I was afraid if I got out I might spasm and twitch so badly I might end up giving him a black eye. I’ve know people who’ve had that happen, believe it or not. So I abandoned every romantic idea I originally had of sweeping Kyo off of his feet and riding off into the sunset with him against his will, and texted him “Im here =D”. I mean come on, how much more romantic can you get than that?!

About five minutes later he appeared, rushing through the door and practically sprinting to my car. “Kaoru, what the hell?!” He said as he got into the passenger’s seat. “My phone was in the other room, why didn’t you come and get me?”

Oops. “My bad.” See, that’s some real talent in the romance department right there.

I started the car up once he was situated. He ran his hand through his hair, I hadn’t seen him so stressed out in a while. Especially over something like being a few minutes late, he never had any shame for being hours late before. “Where are we going?”

“I don’t know.” Maybe we should have decided before I came to pick him up, but it was kind of nice being able to just sit around with him for no particular reason. I had some pretty weird, simple desires when it came to him, didn’t I? “Do you wanna just go walk around the park for a while?”

“Yeah, I guess.” That was probably the best I could get out of him, he was always very cryptic when he was stressed out.

The park wasn’t too far away from Kyo’s apartment, which is why I chose to go there. Back when we were still La:Sadies we used to go there with our other band mates a lot. Whether it was to spark inspiration or just play around in the grass I don’t know, but Kyo always seemed to come out of his shell whenever he was in a bad mood if we went there. Aside from that I like the ducks… Oh shut up.

Anyway, once we got to the park we started walking the path aimlessly in silence just like any normal couple would do. I wasn’t sure how I should start. I mean what am I supposed to say? Hey Kyo, after I banged you the other night I got to thinking and I want to do it again! No, definitely not a very good thing to say. So I ended up simply opening and closing my mouth stupidly, trying to get something, anything, out.

I realized he must have noticed when I saw him watching me closely with his eyebrows raised. “You okay?” He asked, finally breaking the awkward silence. Whoever said silence between loved ones was comforting was obviously mistaken, but I think all of the things I was thinking of saying would really be the icing on the cake, if I could ever get them out.

“I uhh…”

‘Spit it out, Kaoru! You can do it! You’re too hardcore for this!’ I tried to encourage myself. Didn’t really work though, because as they say, it’s easier said than done.

He only gave me a stranger look like I had grown horns or something. “Are you sure you don’t wanna go home? You look like you’re about to pass out.” He rested his hand on my shoulder. By then, if this was like an anime, my eyes must have been replaced with cute, little, beating hearts.

I shook my head, taking his hand off of my shoulder and into both of my own hands. I turned to look at him directly in the eyes, putting on the most serious face I could manage. “No, we really need to talk.” I said, making sure I had his full attention. He looked slightly taken aback, but something in the way he didn’t take his eyes off of mine told me that he didn’t care how cheesy and gay this must look if the paparazzi had happened to walk by. After all, they always have the best timing, don’t they? “Do you really not remember the other night?”

“Not really.” He mumbled, barely noticeably.

“Well… that night we went out clubbing, we all went back to your place and I don’t exactly remember what happened, but we ended up… uhh…” How am I supposed to say this?! Kyo, I fucked you, will you go out with me?

“Oh…” He must have gotten what I meant to say, or maybe he was a mind reader, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the latter. He finally tore his eyes away from mine, lowering them to my chest. He was probably too ashamed to look at me, which broke my spirits a little.

I held tighter onto his hand, stroking the back of it with one of my thumbs. “And I don’t want this to affect the band or our friendship, but… I don’t know, you said something else and it’s killing me not to know if it’s true or not.”

He didn’t say anything, determined to burn a hole somewhere in my abdomen with his eyes.

I wanted to be able to see how he would react when I continued, so I took one of my hands from his to tilt his chin up to look back at me. I finally had the whole thing planned out, I would tell Kyo all of my feelings and all of the emotions I felt towards him whenever I saw him, but when I looked at his perfect face I couldn’t help myself anymore and leaned in to capture his lips in a soft kiss, trying to convey what I felt for him with everything that I had.

To my surprise he started to kiss me back, pulling his hand away so he could wrap his arms around my neck. I pulled him closer by his waist, wanted to feel him against me again, wanting to make up for so much lost time. We kissed for what seemed like ages, when in actuality it was probably only a few minutes. We pulled away from each other, fighting our lungs to get our breath back. I kept my arms around his waist, I didn’t want to ever have to let go of him, and whoever wanted to take him away would have to fight me for it.

“Fuck.” I panted. That had to have been the most logical thing I said all day!

He brought one of his hands up to my hair, brushing it away from my face. “Is that all you wanted to say to me?”

“No. Do you want the mushy version or do you want me to get straight to the point?”

“Just get on with it, Kaoru.” He teased, or at least I hope he was teasing, playing with strands of my hair comfortingly.

“Well… you said that day that you liked me. And I don’t know if it’s just because you were drunk or because maybe you just wanted to get laid, but I really like you, so I want to know if it’s true or not.” I rubbed soothingly over Kyo’s back, mostly for my own comfort. I swear I’ve never been this nervous in my entire life. Before now I thought people were saying bullshit when they said they could hear their own heart beating out of nervousness.

“How long have you liked me?”

“Long enough, now stop trying to change the subject.”

He chuckled and shrugged, coyly saying “I don’t know, you do have your moments, but I guess I do like you, maybe just a little.”

“Maybe?” I repeated.

“Maybe.” He rested his head against my shoulder, lowering his voice so only I was able to hear him. “You’ve never taken me out, how am I supposed to know?”

“How about a date back to my place?” I asked, hopefully.

“Sounds very romantic, I’d love to.”

Holy shit.

I asked somebody back to my place… and they didn’t turn me down! Score!

I all but dragged him to the car, speeding back to my place. There was no way I would mess this up, not after all the shit that I had to go through mentally! This is Kaoru fucking Niikura we’re talking about! Success is my middle name, right before ‘fucking’.

I took Kyo into my house, throwing random things laying around into the corner that needed to be out of the way for Kyo to enter. Not everyone can navigate through my house, I remembered. “Ignore the mess, I’ve had too much work the past few days to tidy up the place.” I explained… okay, I lied, sitting on the couch and patting the cushion next to me.

“Of course!” Do I sense sarcasm in his voice? Oh well, I would worry about that later, for now I wrapped my arms around Kyo, pulling him closer so I could ravish his neck.

He pushed his hands against my chest, causing me to stop as he said “Damn, Kaoru, I’m not some easy slut who goes around sleeping with just anybody, you know!”

My brain had to stop and strain to figure out what he just said, because all it was telling me at that time was ‘KYO PANTIES!’ even though I knew that was probably a frivolous desire. “Oh… be my boyfriend, Kyo.” Maybe I should have asked more than demanded, but I wasn’t in the position to beg right now, quite the opposite, I would like to think.

“Okay.” He happily said, a little more willing than a normal person should be, but this wasn’t a normal person, this was my Kyo-chan!

I pushed him onto his back, pressing him tightly between my body and the cushions. I captured his lips in another heated kiss, one of my hands slipping under his shirt to explore his flat stomach before finding his nipple, toying with it. My other hand moved his leg so he was straddling me. I grinded my hips down into his and he gave a small moan that was muffled by my mouth. He tangled his fingers into my hair, pulling me away from him just long enough to say “You’re such a fucking asshole.” before attacking my neck with his mouth.

I began to… wait… what?

“What?” I repeated out loud.

“I said…” He licked my neck, causing a shiver to run down my spine. “you’re such…” He began sucking hard enough to leave a hickey that would probably earn me weird stares for a few weeks. “a fucking asshole.” He bit down onto my already abused flesh, causing me to yelp out of surprise.

I sat up so I could look down at him and exclaimed “I'm not only being attacked mentally, but physically too now!”

“God, Kaoru, you don’t know how to talk dirty, do you?” He sighed, frustrated.

“Oh… so that what you were doing.” Well didn’t I feel stupid… “That’s hot.” Yeah, that helped.

“Well I’m not gonna if I’m the only one doing it!”

“Hey~ I can do it too!”

“I’d rather you not now, actually.”

“Gee, thanks.”

I leaned down, giving him another mind blowing, earth shattering kiss, pulling away shortly after to say “Now you dirty, little cocksucker... suck my cock.”

“No way, that’s gross! That’s where you pee out of.” Oh he was just taunting me now!

“Shut up.” I said defeatedly as I began to undo the buttons on his shirt. “You’ll regret that one day, just wait.” I tossed it uncaringly into the corner of the living room.

I undid his pants and began pulling them down. He lifted his hips to assist me, kicking them off once the reached his ankles. I knew Kyo Panties was too farfetched, Kyo just happened to be going commando that day, which was just as good!

I sat back and took everything in that was given to me. Of course I had seen him naked before, thanks to the other day, but it didn’t seem to get old. And to think, I’ve seen more of Kyo than any of those stupid fan girls! Or at least that’s what I like to think…

“So are you gonna stare all day so I loose my hardon, or are we gonna get to it?” He said, sounding slightly peeved. I discarded my clothes and took my place between his spread legs again.

I took three fingers into my mouth, coating them completely with saliva before lowing them down to his entrance. I slid one finger in and I could feel him tensing slightly. I thrust it in a few times before he relaxed again and added the second, scissoring them as I searched for that spot that would make Kyo scream my name and beg for more.

Kyo’s breath became irregular, I could tell that he was enjoying himself by the way his mouth hung open and his half lidded eyes, but I couldn’t find what I was looking for! So I slid the third finger in, searching furiously for that spot. Soon he gasped, lifting his hips up and I knew I finally found it. I wanted to exclaim my victory, but I was sure that would turn him off, so I kept it to myself.

I extracted my fingers and he made a small noise of displeasure. I lifted his legs up, wrapping them around my waist and gave him a loving kiss on the forehead, causing him to glare up at me, even more displeased. I wanted to laugh at how adorable he looked when he was horny and upset, but instead I positioned myself at his entrance and pushed in slowly. He clutched at the material of the couch with a strained expression on his face. I rubbed my hand over one of his sides, trying to comfort him. He pushed his hips up into mine, signaling that he wanted me to move so I began a slow, steady pace.

After a little while he let his head fall back, meeting each of my thrusts as he moaned quietly. I couldn’t help myself and gradually thrust into him faster. “Kao!” He cried out as I brushed against his spot again. His voice was delicious, I wouldn’t mind just eating it up. In fact, I would love to eat Kyo, he’s so tasty. Nothing’s better than Kyo Tacos after sex.

He reached down between our bodies, stroking himself in time with my thrusts. My stomach felt like it was twisting and coiling and I could tell that I was close. Kyo cried out my name again as he came all over his hand and stomach, his inner muscles clamping down onto me pushing me over the edge with him. I collapsed onto him, trying to regain my breath. He wrapped his arms around me, soothingly running his hands up and down my back.

It was only when Kyo made a small coughing noise that I realized that Kyo needed oxygen too, so I hurriedly rolled off of him, nearly over the edge of the couch. I ended up on my back on the corner of the couch, half on still and the other half standing on one leg and one hand on the floor. Kyo giggled--yes, Kyo does, in fact, giggle sometimes--pulling me back up to safety. I pulled him into a tight embrace, wanting nothing more than for that moment to never end.

He snuggled up into my chest, mumbling “Love you.”

“You do?”

He pulled his face away from my chest to look up at me, raising his eyebrow. “No, Kaoru, I’m just saying that.” He said sarcastically.

“That’s what I thought!”

“Haha, whatever, Kaoru. Go to sleep.”

“Yes wifey.”

And that’s my story, like it or not. Just like any other love story. We had sex, we nearly had sex again, I nearly got thrown up on, we had sex again, and then the love of my life confessed his true feelings to me before brutally taking it back!

God did I love that man.

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